i just heard the term 'female machismo' so i came up with a few moments that qualify...
giving birth unassisted...damn right...
being home alone and opening the spaghetti sauce/mayonnaise/pickle jar by myself
changing your car battery...or in my case calling another woman who knows how to do it...
seeing that your ex text you...come on, it's pretty cool when the person you try to forget everyday remembers you
carrying something heavy by my damn self...in stilettos...yeah yeah what man can do that?
drinking juice straight from the carton (but i have to judge it right, cuz i can't drink that much juice or anything for that matter & i can't put it back in the fridge after that cuz who does that besides boys? -longest sentence in the nation)
being right, whether we're discussing directions or who's going to win tonight's basketball game...if i'm right, i'm doing a touchdown dance
seeing someone's eyes roll back in their head...::flexes muscles:: WHOSE IS IT!? MINE. THAT'S RIGHT.
and i think the number one moment for 'female machismo' will be ::drumroll please::
when he's on bended knee because the best part about acting macho like men do is that it's only acting. i can always return to being a woman, the very woman he loves.
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